Drag superstar JACKIE BEAT

 has been
entertaining audiences across the U.S. and in Europe for over two
decades with her razor-sharp comedy and hysterical song parodies. 
Jackie not only warps hits by Britney Spears, Madonna, Mary J. Blige,
Christina Aguilera, Cher, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Mariah Carey and many
others, but she flawlessly sings her twisted new versions LIVE — hitting
every last note.

Her hilarious music videos on YouTube
are huge hits that have been seen by millions of people.   Her one-woman
show “Jackie Beat Is A Whole Lotta’ Love” ran a record 18 months at
NYC’s premiere cabaret, Fez, and she returns to The Big Apple every year
with her award-winning, standing-room-only holiday show.

FRIDAY DEC. 9th

ONE NIGHT ONLY

Jackie brings her outrageous NUTCRACKER to Chicago 

@  Hydrate,  8pm.

THIS IS A  MUST SEE SHOW!!!

She is one of the Fashion Police in US Magazine. She says, ” It’s always big fun to make fun of people who are younger, thinner and more successful than I am!”

Jackie’s stand-up has been featured in
comedy clubs across the country and on Comedy Central, VH-1 and MTV. 
She was a staff writer for the WB comedy series “Hype!”, has written for
the Sci Fi Channel and was one of US Magazine’s Fashion Police top
cops.  Her scathing song parodies have been featured on America’s Top
Forty with Ryan Seacrest, The Howard Stern Show, Much Music TV, Yo on E!
and PerezHilton.com.

She has appeared on many TV shows such
as “Sex and the City” and in several movies including “Flawless” with
Robert DeNiro, the MEGA festival hit WIGSTOCK
(with LADY BUNNY and RuPaul) and the camp cult
horror favorite “Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.”

 Jackie has toured with Roseanne Barr as her opening act (including a
7 week run at the New York New York in Las Vegas!), enjoys a sold-out
8-week run in Provincetown every summer, and is lead singer of the
popular electro-rock band DIRTY SANCHEZ .

When asked if Roseanne is Nice?  or a Bitch?  Jackie jokes, “She’s a real nice bitch!”

Show-stopping, jaw-dropping numbers —  of music
and comedy — Jackie Beat is your “girl”!

WORD OF WARNING!  If you are lucky enough to meet her, DO NOT KISS HER! “It takes me over 2 hours to put this face on. Do you know that kissing a drag queen is TABOO?!  I kindly ask people, Would you go to the Louvre and kiss The Mona Lisa? Well, I took almost as long to paint, as she did!“

Air kisses  darling, air kisses!

Miss Jackie Beat
Jackie Beat on  Facebook

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9 @ 8:00 PM

Hydrate: 3458 North Halsted Street, Chicago IL 60657

VIP tix are only $30 which includes seating in the first three rows and a complimentary cocktail!

General Admission tix are $20!

Doors open @ 7:00PM, showtime @ 8:00PM!

Tickets or more info: Hydratechicago.com